https://not-so-secret-wizard.tumblr.com/

disneyismyescape: Those who do not weep, do not see

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:03:23 -0400

Those who do not weep, do not see

fourlughero: tilthat: TIL Ray Bradbury first titled Fahrenheit 451 “The Fireman”, then called a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:02:57 -0400

tilthat:

TIL Ray Bradbury first titled Fahrenheit 451 “The Fireman”, then called a local fire station to ask what temperature it would take to actually ignite books. The responding firemen placed him on hold and burnt a book, then reported that the heat required was “Fahrenheit 451″.

via reddit.com

That’s such a fire fighter thing to do.

“You know what? That’s a good question. I’m gonna put you on hold while I find out”

kane52630: throwbackblr: Space Jam (1996)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:59:24 -0400

kane52630:

throwbackblr:

Space Jam (1996)

turbomun: gauntletspirit: polypaganpancakepearl: thefusspot: So it appears that Autodesk did a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:58:27 -0400

turbomun:

gauntletspirit:

polypaganpancakepearl:

thefusspot:

So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.

Go nuts, my friends.

this is my favorite art program. it’s *much* more intuitive than photoshop/gimp or corel paintshop, but it still has the full functionality of a digital art program (layers, brush stabilizer, etc.). it’s not overwhelming to start on like practically every other decent art program I’ve tried, you can just pick a brush and start drawing as if it were paper if you want. plus you can download extra brushes for free! and they publish free art tutorials pretty regularly

ANYONE looking for a free art program: worth looking into.

YALL I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, especially the ipad version!! and i’m psyched that i don’t have to pay $30 a year for it anymore!!!

pr1nceshawn: Nice Shot!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:56:48 -0400

pr1nceshawn:

Nice Shot!

cryoverkiltmilk: rosy-lenses: reasonsmysoniscrying: (Looking at Pokémon cards) 8yo: “Will you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:52:20 -0400

cryoverkiltmilk:

rosy-lenses:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

whats new pussyduck

after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

disney-official: soldierpallaton: disney-official: met a dumb ass today, awful You looked in a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:45:46 -0400

disney-official:

soldierpallaton:

disney-official:

met a dumb ass today, awful

You looked in a mirror?

someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

scotchtapeofficial: scotchtapeofficial: wish i had the kind of strength needed to go to walmart...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:43:39 -0400

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

wish i had the kind of strength needed to go to walmart and buy a cookie cake and eat it by myself at 1am. hey fellas lend me your strength

u guys loaned me a lot of strength and all i did was fall asleep immediately

incandescent-creativity: lux-scriptum: Anyway back to writing

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:43:24 -0400

incandescent-creativity:

lux-scriptum:

Anyway back to writing

cumaeansibyl: voidbat: katdensetsu: redscudery: saunteringvagu...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:42:18 -0400

cumaeansibyl:

voidbat:

katdensetsu:

redscudery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

― Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Im crying

sobbing and clutching my stuffed lion i have slept with nearly every night for 33 years. i can’t fathom being separated from him long enough to not recognize him on sight, but if you blindfolded me and held up things to smell, i’d know him just as quickly and as hard as she did.

Video link is broken so here it is on YouTube, and I was already sniffling but then I saw this in the comments:

“The teddy bear was given to Jessica’s mother as a baby shower gift. After a long life, the bear was no more than part of head and a torn apart body with no stuffing. After a month of research and scouring through 10,000 vintage teddy bears online, Jessica’s fiancee was finally able to obtain the missing pieces of the bear, and had have him brought back to life at the local Teddy Bear Hospital.“

So that’s why she didn’t recognize him – he’d been so damaged that they had to reconstruct him. And now I’m crying even harder.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:40:34 -0400

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

stellanox:“Legend has it, in the mystic land of Prydain, there...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:16:05 -0400

stellanox:

“Legend has it, in the mystic land of Prydain, there was once a king so cruel and so evil that even the gods feared him. Since no prison could hold him, he was thrown alive into a crucible of molten iron. There, his demonic spirit was captured in the form of a great Black Cauldron. For uncounted centuries, the Black Cauldron lay hidden, waiting, while evil men searched for it, knowing whoever possessed it would have the power to resurrect an army of deathless warriors, and with them, rule the world.”

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:13:41 -0400

farrahtales: If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:11:14 -0400

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

wixley-kryptonese:reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:11:04 -0400

wixley-kryptonese:

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:10:35 -0400

death-by-lulz:Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:08:10 -0400

death-by-lulz:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

twotontwentyone: dongboss: dongboss: that one post that’s like “lacroix tastes like if you drank...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:08:01 -0400

twotontwentyone:

dongboss:

dongboss:

that one post that’s like “lacroix tastes like if you drank carbonated water and someone shouted a fruit name a room over ” is so funny where is it

THIS ONE

catchymemes: Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:06:28 -0400

catchymemes:

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

lovedrugsandfanfic: coffeeandufos: cephalopodvictorious: usele...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:05:08 -0400

lovedrugsandfanfic:

coffeeandufos:

cephalopodvictorious:

useless-zoofacts:

6 zoo myths that arent true

Most behaviors that you see keepers demonstrate at the zoo or aquarium are natural behaviors that the animals do in the wild. When the animals do them, the keepers give them a treat and pair it with a gesture or a word, so that they associate them, and eventually the word or gesture is enough to elicit the behavior because the animal knows that there’s a reward. But here’s the thing: most of those behaviors are encouraged because they help veterinarians and keepers do health checks.

Yeah, its cute when they nose boop the stick, but also keepers need to check their vision and depth perception and mobility. Sea lions are so cute when they wave! But vets and keepers need to check under those flippers to make sure that they’re healthy and that they don’t have any restrictions on their motion or cuts on their skin. Why do they ask animals to jump? Again, to make sure that they’re healthy, and also because its fun and animals LOVE to move around and jump and have fun, its mentally stimulating.

This is the most important thing I will ever reblog and anyone who is still ignorant enough to think zoos are awful can fuck off my blog. Zoos are necessary. If you think otherwise please unfollow me because I don’t want you here.

This is super important for people to see. I have worked at a zoo and I can not tell you how many times I’ve had to defend the zoo for the good they do. People need to learn that zoos are actually helping save endangered species.